As Opposed to a Living One?

Perusing Newsweek.Com, I came across this article:

Texas police think person lived with dead skeleton on couch

Um, ok. Dead Skeleton. Would there ever be a case that a skeleton is NOT dead?

He Makes Me Tingle

So I have a new crush. Well, it's not really new but I've decided to come out with it and admit it.
Something about MC Serch makes me tingle. Between watching The White Rapper Show and now Miss Rap Supreme (both on VH-1), I have developed this completely immature, school girl crush on him. I loved 3rd Bass back in the day (Give 'em the Gas Face!), but he didn't appeal to me then. Now? I think he's sex-ay in this weird Jewish Rapper kind of way.

Oy Vey he makes me plotz!



Steppin'to the A.M.


The Gas Face


Pop Goes the Weasel

And the Hypocrite award goes to.......

I was wearing the shirt above tonight and a woman spit on me and said that I should believe in god. She spit on me and then stuck her tongue out and did the "thumbs down" at me. I told her "Thank you but I don't believe in imaginary friends. Have a nice evening". She stuck her tongue out at me, gave me the finger, and said "Burn in hell". Mind you, Dante was with me. My baby, my child, my son.

She gets the award.

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