Dorian: (pointing at pink dump tuck toy on display shelf) WAAAAAAHHHH! translation: I want that!:
Me: No, Dorian, you have plenty of trucks. You don't need another one.
Dorian: Mama, looooo loooo loooo loooo yes! translation: Mom, look, I want it yes
Me: No, Bloopie, now that's enough.
Fat Redneck Douchebag Dude wearing a John Deere Hat: You don't want that truck anyways boy, it's a girl's truck!
Me: A girl's truck? Really?
FRDDwaJDH: Well it's pink, ain't it?
Me: Seriously? There's no such thing as a "girl's toy or a boy's toy" and that "pink and blue" crap is outdated.
FRDDwaJDH: Boys who like pink are queers. Looks like your son likes pink.
Me: If that's the case, what's your excuse then? Or is your boyfriend a fan of "beer gut and camo?"
Thankfully, it was my turn in line because I have a feeling it would have gotten a little more heated with said "gentleman". But, in true form, as I walked away with my queer 21 month old who wanted a pink truck, I heard the dulcet tones of murmured breath utter "fucking bitch" as I walked away.
Why yes, yes I am.
3 comments:
you should have quoted him the findings of the latest study on homophobia, and what they indicate about him. and muttered "meddling trogoldyte" under YOUR breath.
I LOVE the fact that you weren't afraid to say something...that you never appear to be too afraid to stand up for your beliefs. You're such a good role-model for your kids and they are so incredibly lucky to have you for their Mama! :-)
My big mouth gets me in trouble. I've had to really curb it since children. I forget that it's hard to back shit up when you have two kids witnessing the whole thing. I've cleaned up the sailor mouth though, which is good so now I just use sheer wit.
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