What's up? Thanks for coming. Be safe.
Please enjoy the milk and cookies Dorian and I left out for you. There are also some carrots and water for the reindeer. I hope you love the Christmas Tree. Thank you for taking a picture with Dorian and me. Have a Merry Christmas and I hope to see you next year.
Dante (and Dorian)
-dictated to secretary (aka "Daddy")